every prophecy in every book ever: *very specifically describes a situation in which some of the characters fit in perfectly*
those characters: are you sure that’s us? that sounds nothing like us come on guys let’s go home this isn’t our battle
if the plural of goose is geese, is the plural of snoop dogg sneep dogg?
oh how’s my mental health you ask? well i just cried watching a recipe video for pumpkin swirl bread because she was sprinkling cranberries on the dough and it was beautiful.
ok but consider this:
a beach were children are not allowed
no children splashing around, no children throwing wet sand around, no children pointing water guns at you, just no children. doesn’t that sound wonderful?
ok but consider this:
a beach were children are not allowed
i was looking for my glasses and i was like ‘im never gonna find them i cant even see’ so i put on my glasses and kept looking for them for like 10 minutes
